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30 March, 2004

With thanks to Monty Python

Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad -
other things can make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle, don't grumble - give a whistle -
and this'll help things turn out for the best, and -

Always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life

If life seems jolly rotten, there's something you've forgotten -
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps, don't be silly chumps -
just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing, and -

Always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life

Life is quite absurd, and death's the final word -
we must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin, give the audience a grin -
enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow, so -

Always look on the bright side of death
just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it -
life's a laugh and death's a joke - it's true.
You can see it's all a show, keep 'em laughing as you go -
just remember that the last laugh is on you, and -

Always look on the bright side of life
always look on the bright side of life...

30 January, 2004

Don't mess around with Jim!

And they say, "You don't tug on Superman's cape,
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that ol' Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim."